Patient Arrested For Grabbing Nurse's Backside

A hospital patient in Pennsylvania was arrested last weekend for getting a little too friendly with his nurse. According to "The Morning Call," Joseph Wolf was receiving treatment at Allentown's Sacred Heart Hospital when he allegedly grabbed a nurse's rear end. Police were called last Sunday after an emergency room nurse claimed Wolf used vulgar language when he requested pain medication and then grabbed her backside. When questioned by police, Wolf said he didn't do anything wrong, stating, quote, "No, I don't think so at all. In Europe, they kiss." The 53-year-old was charged with indecent assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct.