Man Drives Into Bank, Believes CIA Wants Him Dead

A Florida man is learning, the hard way, that taking out your frustrations on a bank is not the way to go. According to the "Naples News," Phil Nguyen drove his car into a bank in Naples last Saturday night. Authorities arrived to find a disoriented Nguyen lodged 20 to 30 feet inside the bank. The 24-year-old went on to reveal that he thought the CIA wanted to kill him with radiation guns for his YouTube rants against the country's banking system. Naples Fire Chief Steve McInerny remarks, quote, "He said he wasn't trying to harm himself or others. He was babbling a lot of different things about the CIA." Nguyen -- who reportedly did 150-thousand-dollars in damage -- is now facing one felony charge of criminal mischief.