Builders Chased From Apartment By Goat

A group of builders in Germany were recently chased from an apartment building by an unexpected guest. The U.K.'s "Orange" news is reporting that a billy goat ran the men out of a third-story apartment. The goat was reportedly dining on curtains which were left behind while the place was being renovated. A police spokesman remarks, quote, "We have no idea how that goat got up onto the third floor and entered the apartment. We also don't know who owns it - we have had no reports of a missing goat." Authorities have since brought in a local farmer who is holding onto the goat until its owner can be located.